You Might Be A Redneck If...

You might be a redneck if this is how you take your dog on a ride to get the mail.
I took Ring on a ride in the wagon because I wanted to get the mail and thought I'd bring Ring along.
Since the wagon was on the four wheeler I thought I'd just put the dogs in there. When I say dogs I mean
Ring and Rex, but Rex wouldn't come, and I didn't want to argue with him on that one because
if you try to get him he'll roll on his back and squirt pee. So I only took Ring with me, and we had so much fun we went twice.